then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
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Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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