Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
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please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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