i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
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