Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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