last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
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I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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