there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
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You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
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Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
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