Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
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Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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