I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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