So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
