You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
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She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
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You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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