I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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