its not stalking. its research.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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