Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
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He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
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I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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