she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
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whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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