I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
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I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
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I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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