That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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