Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
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tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
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Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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