I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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