It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
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By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
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People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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