No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Randomize
