we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Randomize
