AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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