he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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