Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Randomize
