the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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