I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
This can only be settled by a dance off.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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