don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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