the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I deserve this hangover.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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