I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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