Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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