Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
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He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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