i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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