look no pants
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
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im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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