I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
