we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
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I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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