just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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