About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
