Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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