Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
did you just send me my own nude
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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