Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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Thank you for not boning my boss.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
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