I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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