escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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