I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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