Me too!
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Randomize
