So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
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dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
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Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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