We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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