oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
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The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
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I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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