I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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