But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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