i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
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Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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