You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
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Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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