The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"