I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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