There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
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I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
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i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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