...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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