At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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