Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
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this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
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I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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