normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
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