This house was built for laser tag.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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