Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
50% drunk capacity currently
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.