in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
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No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
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Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship