he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
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I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.