What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it